The Sopranos (TV Series)

For All Debts Public and Private (2002)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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• Carmela Soprano : [while in their living room]  can I talk to you for a minute?

  Carmela Soprano : [referring to the TV]  can I turn this off?

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the volume]  turn it down

  Carmela Soprano : I'm worried

  Tony Soprano : about my weight?

  Carmela Soprano : about money

  Tony Soprano : so, you're getting a little less allowance than usual, I told you it's temporary: Superbowl last year we didn't "lay" enough off

  Carmela Soprano : no, it's not just that. I'm worried about you, about the future, about me and the kids if "something" happens to you

  Tony Soprano : I don't provide for you?

  Carmela Soprano : I saw Angie Bonpensiero today: she was handing out free polish sausage at the supermarket

  Tony Soprano : stop with that, I supported her long enough. Your so worried about the money

  Carmela Soprano : who's gonna support your children? And me? If God forbid "something" happens to you, that's the point, Sil? Paulie? That is frightening

  Tony Soprano : you'll be taken care of

  Tony Soprano : [after she turns off the TV]  your set-in perpetuity: there's money in overseas accounts

  Carmela Soprano : I don't have the serial numbers

  Tony Soprano : you'll have them when the time comes, not now, for your own benefit, so you're not an accomplice. Jesus Christ, I've been busting my "pick" all day long to bring home the money your so concerned about and I thought maybe I could have a sundae and "zone out" in front of the friggin TV because your right my job isn't stressful!

  Carmela Soprano : I am talking about some simple estate planning that's all: my cousin Brian Cammarata has helped a lot of people set up trusts for their kids, we can get asset allocations

  Tony Soprano : [referring to his income comes from illegal sources]  I gotta spell this out for you? I can't declare X amount of my income

  Carmela Soprano : your consulting fees from Barone Sanitation, you do. We file the tax return to justify the house, the cars. We could be putting aside some of that to start a portfolio

  Tony Soprano : stocks? You gotta be high up in the corporate structure to make that shit work for you. We don't have those Enron type of "connections"

  Carmela Soprano : [referring to investing real estate]  bonds then, there are these things called REITS", Brian told me about

  Tony Soprano : bonds? Where's the capital for that?

  Carmela Soprano : in the Caymans, or the under the mattress, or wherever you put it at zero growth

  Tony Soprano : the money stays where it is, with what's going on in the world today?

  Carmela Soprano : there's always some excuse

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the last time the authorities searched their home]  there's no cash in this house, not since the last bust: check the vents and I provide for my children

  Carmela Soprano : yes, you do but I don't know how you do it because you won't tell me. Well, let me tell you something, or you can watch the fuckin news: everything comes to an end!