The Sopranos (TV Series)

In Camelot (2004)

Polly Bergen: Fran Felstein

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Quotes 

• Fran Felstein : I was sorry to hear about your mother.

  Tony Soprano : Least she didn't suffer.

  [pause] 

  Tony Soprano : She made all of us suffer instead.

• Tony Soprano : So, I saw my uncle Jun, he says hello

  Fran Felstein : [surprised]  Junior? Jesus, how's he doing?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know if you know it, he was always a little hot for you

  Fran Felstein : He was practically a stalker

  Tony Soprano : He said he suffered in silence

  Fran Felstein : [doubtful]  Suffered in silence? He used to sulk outside my building at all hours: weird phone calls. I always had a hunch he'd tell Livia about me and Johnny

  Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ

  Fran Felstein : She was a handsome woman, your mother, not sexy exactly but statuesque

• Fran Felstein : Your father used to bring me flowers everyday flowers and lingerie. I'm making chicken: Cuban style with black beans

  Tony Soprano : [after noticing a picture of a boy with a dog]  Who's this?

  Fran Felstein : [referring to the airline company]  Oh, my son Bruce, he married an Israeli girl, he's a food service director for El Al

  Tony Soprano : No, the dog

  Fran Felstein : He was a gift from your dad

  Tony Soprano : What, when?

  Tony Soprano : [when suddenly occurring to him]  Oh, this is my fuckin dog!

  Tony Soprano : [becoming emotional]  Excuse me, I'm sorry, this was my dog! His name was "Tippy"

  Fran Felstein : Your dad never said that

  Tony Soprano : I don't fuckin believe this: my mother made him give the dog away

  Fran Felstein : [referring to euthanizing the pet]  Bruce loved him. I mean... he had him for almost ten years, until he moved to Tel Aviv, then I had to put him to "sleep"

  Fran Felstein : [shows him another picture of her]  Us, outside the Laughing Quarter

  Tony Soprano : [noticing the resemblance between his friend and the pianist, jokingly]  Holy shit, look at Hesh, George Gershwin

  Fran Felstein : He was a whoremaster and a cheat. You know he screwed me out of my retirement money? Against your dad's wishes by the way

  Tony Soprano : What're you talking about?

  Fran Felstein : Don't get me started

  Tony Soprano : No, come on, what happened?

  Fran Felstein : Your dad owned a racetrack with the midget auto racing

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, the Chickamauga Racing in New Zealand

  Fran Felstein : Him, Herman and some other guy "Phil... something", with the hair from New York

  Tony Soprano : [remind her of Phil's surname]  Leotardo, my father cut him in half over a poker debt

  Fran Felstein : [referring to his share in the profits]  Johnny always told me his "piece" would go to me and couldn't put me in his will, obviously. When your dad passed, I called Hesh, he sent me five hundred bucks

  Tony Soprano : [surprised]  That's it?

  Fran Felstein : [before becoming upset]  No

  Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ, I wished you called me

  Fran Felstein : Bruce sends me money occasionally

  Tony Soprano : That's not the point: it's my father's wishes

  Fran Felstein : Look, forget it. Seriously, I'm sorry... . I shouldn't even brought it up

  Tony Soprano : Listen, after we eat, wanna take a ride?