- Ralph Cifaretto: [to Pie-o-My's trainer] And tell that midget not to be shy with the whip.
- Hesh: [about Ralph] If only his mother had taken that advice.
- Adriana La Cerva: I'm just worried about you, Christopher. I love you so much.
- Christopher Moltisanti: So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?
- Adriana La Cerva: They broke my fucking chair!
- Christopher Moltisanti: Oh. We're having Sunday dinner at Tony's, and you're coming. I don't care if your mother's dying.
- Agent Deborah Ciccerone: Hi Adriana
- Adriana La Cerva: Eat shit "Danielle" or whatever the fuck your name is
- Agent Dwight Harris: Can I get you a latte? A scone?
- Adriana La Cerva: I just want you people to leave me alone, how many times I have to tell you? I don't know anything. You people are just trying to scare me, nobody's trying to hurt Christopher
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: What was he doing in Yonkers last night?
- Adriana La Cerva: What? I don't know
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: Somebody saw him having drinks at the Renaissance Inn with an individual named Chip Soto. Christopher ever mention a "Chip Soto"? Or claim to?
- Adriana La Cerva: No
- Agent Dwight Harris: Here's what's problematic: you don't even know where your boyfriend is half the time, so how do you know if his in trouble or not? His into heroin, organized crime, associating with very dangerous people. Not to mention Tony Soprano himself
- Adriana La Cerva: See, that's where you're wrong. Tony would never let anything happen to Christopher. They're cousins, he loves him
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: He "loved" Pussy Bonpensiero, what happened to him?
- Adriana La Cerva: He went into the witness protection program
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [to agent Harris] he went into program? Do you know anything about that?
- Agent Dwight Harris: [Shakes his head] no
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: I think we would've heard, your uncle Richie, I suppose his in the program too?
- Adriana La Cerva: He is, isn't he?
- Agent Dwight Harris: Adriana this is a way out for you. You have your whole life in front of you. We'd like to see you two have a chance
- Agent Deborah Ciccerone: Ok, I'm going to get back
- Adriana La Cerva: Where are you going?
- Agent Deborah Ciccerone: You're going to be working with Agent Sanseverino here
- Adriana La Cerva: What? Why?
- Agent Deborah Ciccerone: [Referring to her inability to conceive naturally] Your own safety, you know what we were talking about? About the "little creatures"? Good luck with that. I mean it
- Adriana La Cerva: Fuck you
- Agent Dwight Harris: [while Adriana cries] the more you can tell us, the more we can help you and Christopher
- Adriana La Cerva: He doesn't need your help, he can take care of himself
- Agent Dwight Harris: You want some water?
- Adriana La Cerva: Yeah
- Agent Dwight Harris: How's Tony been lately?
- Adriana La Cerva: I have no fuckin idea. I told you already
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: You been over to the house?
- Adriana La Cerva: I don't go over there... hardly ever
- Agent Dwight Harris: Well, that should be your area of focus, if possible
- Adriana La Cerva: [Before getting up to go to the bathroom] I don't feel so good
- Adriana La Cerva: I can't stay, Christopher's waiting for me.
- Agent Dwight Harris: Just checking in, seeing how you're doing.
- Adriana La Cerva: How I'm doing? I can't even get my dog clipped anymore?
- Janice Soprano: I've been meaning to get down to the court to show my solidarity but this "thing" with Bobby: he needs help with those kids
- Junior Soprano: he needs help? I'm on trial for my life here
- Janice Soprano: his gonna get through this
- Junior Soprano: when? I'm waiting like patience on a monument
- Janice Soprano: you really depend on him, don't you?
- Junior Soprano: [referring to Murf] this one, drives like a little old lady: gas, break, gas, break
- Janice Soprano: you know, I remember dad saying "Someday Bobby would be your linch pin"
- Junior Soprano: my brother said that? Bobby was still a head waiter when Johnny died
- Janice Soprano: Bobby's doing better: we had a very "healing" day yesterday, I helped him go through Karen's things, "psychologically," that's enormous
- Junior Soprano: yesterday? Bobby was home?
- Janice Soprano: [nods] why?
- Junior Soprano: he was supposed to take care of "something" for me, that's why
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I saw your caravan in the lot: it's a nice car for a family man
- Teddy Genaretti: do I know you?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [stands up to greet him using an alias] "Jim Blake"
- Teddy Genaretti: what local are you in?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: it's just I follow these "things" with this election coming up. Dick Hoffman for president? I heard his got 184's vote? I think it's a mistake
- Teddy Genaretti: the pension's been ripped off for the last twenty-five years
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I'm sure you guys' got grievances, but Dick Hoffman, what'd you owe this guy? It's all talk: his out of touch with reality, you think if push came to shove, he'll give a fuck about you?
- Teddy Genaretti: [referring to Bobby intimidating him to change his vote] I know what you're trying to do
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [before pointing to different areas on his head] you look like a smart guy, I can see why your local put their faith in you to do the right thing. I'm just saying if it was me, I got kids that depend on me: like yourself and to waste my votes on someone like Dick Hoffman? I might as well put a bullet in my head, here, here, and here
- Christopher Moltisanti: [amused when she immediately kisses him when he arrives home] What's the matter with you?
- Adriana La Cerva: I'm glad to see you, I worry about you staying out so late
- Christopher Moltisanti: Since when?
- Adriana La Cerva: You hungry? Want some scrambled eggs?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, alright
- Adriana La Cerva: I was thinking, maybe we should try someplace else? I saw this thing on TV, a tour of this house in Santa Barbra. You should see the flowers they have, the ocean
- Christopher Moltisanti: I was out in California, I didn't like it
- Adriana La Cerva: I'm just saying we're young: we got our whole life in front of us, looks really nice out there, no snow
- Christopher Moltisanti: [uninterested in the conversation] you're burning the butter
- Adriana La Cerva: Let's be honest, what's our future here? You could end up in jail or something horrible could happen
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuckin negative shit, stop with that
- Adriana La Cerva: Somebody could have it in for you, you wouldn't know
- Christopher Moltisanti: [raises his voice] Who?
- Adriana La Cerva: I don't know
- Christopher Moltisanti: [irritated] What the fuck kind of shit is this? Who told you that?
- Adriana La Cerva: Nobody
- Christopher Moltisanti: Fuckin negative shit coming out of your mouth. I had that fuckin bird watching me when I got "made", I'm already under a what'd call it, possibly? So, stop with that
- Adriana La Cerva: I worry about you: that's all, I love you so much
- Christopher Moltisanti: so, if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [referring to intimidating the local union representative Teddy Genaretti] I took care of the "thing", last night
- Junior Soprano: The guy, you saw him?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Him and 184 won't be a problem
- Junior Soprano: [smiles, referring to the dumbbell near Bobby] Good, hand me that weight over there, the one in the middle
- Junior Soprano: [after Bobby hands it to him] I'm glad to see you back in the swing of things, all that moping around. You just gotta put it behind you and get on with your life
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: That's what Janice said
- Junior Soprano: [confused] Janice?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: She's been wonderful through this: looking after Bobby Jr. and Sophia, bringing dinner over the house
- Junior Soprano: [surprised] Janice?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: She's a pretty good cook
- Junior Soprano: Since when? Everyone stays clear of her food
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Nah, she made lasagna the other night. It was delicious, with sweet sausage along with the beef. I thought Karen's was good but...
- Junior Soprano: [interrupts him] Sweet sausage? In little pieces? And a layer of basil right underneath the cheese?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: That's right
- Junior Soprano: [adamantly] That's Carmela's lasagna
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Fuck you talking about? You always think the worst of people
- Junior Soprano: Fine, enjoy your lasagna, just don't come running to me
- Tony Soprano: [while counting money] So, this estate planning shit, Carmela wants it and I got nothing against getting her well set up
- Alan Ginsberg: The blue chip portfolio like your cousin suggested, to keep pace with inflation, if it makes your wife happy, Go with God
- Tony Soprano: I'm supposed to make the money, she takes care of the house: that's the way it should be
- Alan Ginsberg: This other thing your cousin advised, life insurance trust: big red flag
- Tony Soprano: What? The kid said there's tremendous tax advantages
- Alan Ginsberg: To Carmela, when you die, but present day if something unforeseen should arise, a divorce? That type of trust is irrevocable: that means it can't be changed. You have to petition the court, even then. Don't get me wrong, a trust per se is a good thing, avoids probate, prying eyes but there's other ways to go, such as an Inter-Vivos, a living trust
- Christopher Moltisanti: What're you doing in bed? We got dinner with Tony and Carm
- Adriana La Cerva: I can't come, I'm sick
- Christopher Moltisanti: What'd you mean?
- Adriana La Cerva: I don't know, I got chills, I think I'm getting the flu? I shouldn't go up there
- Christopher Moltisanti: Come on, get dressed, couple of drinks, it'll kill the germs, you'll forget all about it
- Adriana La Cerva: You better go without me
- Christopher Moltisanti: But you have to go, this is the "inner sanctum" here, I'm not just a relative anymore, you think Paulie and his comares get invited to dinner with them?
- Adriana La Cerva: I'm sorry, maybe I should just sleep?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [disappointed] Nothing ever goes my way
- Adriana La Cerva: [referring to Christopher's mob associates socializing in her club] They were here until one o'clock, I couldn't even get into my office
- Christopher Moltisanti: This a good thing
- Adriana La Cerva: Why? They don't pay for nothing: they ran up a two-hundred-dollar bar bill
- Christopher Moltisanti: Overcharge some of those college students
- Adriana La Cerva: Ralph and them wanted to know if Tony was here, why? Is he gonna be?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You don't know what this guy did for me
- Adriana La Cerva: Yeah, I do
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to Tony telling Christopher who killed his father] I'm not talking getting my stripes. It's something I can't talk about. Something that was ruining my whole life and he made it right, what I owe him, I would follow that man into hell
- Adriana La Cerva: But why do they have to come here? I don't understand
- Christopher Moltisanti: This place isn't bugged, the cops and the feds don't know about it, probably in time they will
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [Referring to his children] told you, I don't want them to be spoiled because they lost their mother
- Janice Soprano: I saw my uncle today
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [rubs his face] Jesus
- Janice Soprano: that's right
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: is he mad?
- Janice Soprano: what's going on? What were you supposed to do?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: union business
- Janice Soprano: what's going on?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: there's an election coming up, that's all
- Janice Soprano: Bobby...
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: I'm the one that should've been in that car: not Karen, Junior's been so good to me and I'm letting him down
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: [suddenly becoming furious] fuck him! Only thinks of himself, selfish old fuck
- Janice Soprano: well, listen to me, I know my uncle, he's a patient man but his at the point where if you don't do your job, he'll find someone who will, you know what I'm talking about?