The Sopranos (TV Series)
Two Tonys (2004)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [has invited Dr. Melfi to go to Bermuda with him] Come on, Doc. I'm breaking out the big guns here. You're turning me into half a stalker.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Listen, Anthony. I'm not going to go out with you, and it's not because you're unattractive or I don't think I would have a good time. It's just something I'm not going to do. I would like you to respect my decision, and just try to feel that I know what's right for me. Okay?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's not just the doctor-patient ethics thing, is it?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I want to preserve the option for you that you could always come back to our work, if you wish, and that we could pick up where we've left off.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [frustrated] I don't think you get this. I want you!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : That's very flattering to me.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm not interested in flattering you.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I know you're not.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Alright, then what is it? Just help me understand it.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You know, Anthony, during our work I never judged you, or your behavior. It's not the place of a therapist to do so.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Alright, I get all this. Go, go.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : In a personal relationship, I don't think I could sit silent.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [amused] About what?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Our values are... just very different.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You don't like my values.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Honestly?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : No.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [admiring her bluntness] OK. Like what?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It's getting late.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : No, no. Come on. It's okay.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Well... you're not a truthful person. You're not respectful of women. You're not really respectful of people.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't love people?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Maybe you love them, I don't know. You take what you want from them by force, or the threat of force. I couldn't live like that. I couldn't bear witness to violence...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : FUCK YOU!
[storms out]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You fucking cunt!
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Tony Soprano : [to Carmela regarding the bear] What, you trying to prove your independence? This ain't "Little House on the Fuckin' Prairie!" Those things are dangerous!
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Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [while having lunch at a golf club] I'm thinking of going for the acupuncture
Tony Soprano : Your shoulder again?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : It's those long drives: it's already tender
Tony Soprano : Next time we'll get you out there Angelo
Angelo Garepe : After eighteen years in the can, I'm just happy to be outside
Tony Soprano : What, they don't have any golf clubs at Leavenworth?
Angelo Garepe : [to Johnny, referring to Tony] his still a smart ass, this one
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Carmine, you alright? You barely touched your egg salad
Carmine Lupertazzi : You smell that?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : What?
Carmine Lupertazzi : burning hair
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I smell cut grass
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [to Tony] any word on your cousin getting out?
Angelo Garepe : [to Tony] Who's your cousin again?
Tony Soprano : Tony Blundetto
Angelo Garepe : oh, yeah, good guy, right, right. He was my best buddy inside
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [to Tony] You gonna give him a party?
Tony Soprano : Yeah, you know, get him laid
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Tony Soprano : [to Feech] You go straight from the joint to Earl Sheib? Look at this fuckin' tan!
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Why did you have to underhanded? I don't find that appealing frankly
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I was going to ask you out for coffee or something but I didn't think you'd want to go. I'll pay for the hour, that goes without saying
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Forget that
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I was listening to that guy on TV: Dr. Phil and he was talking about a "similar situation" and he said if you could and if you wanted to there's no set rules, it's basically about malpractice, and you probably couldn't get sued
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : That's not the point
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I was thinking about all kinds of moves: buy her a piece of jewelry, pay the guy to close down the restaurant where she eats lunch, and hire a mandolin player. This is the place where we've been most honest with each other and that's the way I always liked it, so that being said, if you don't like me personally or the cut of my gib or my face or whatever then the matter will end here and I will never ask you out again. You can be honest
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I like you Anthony, and no you have a very nice face
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I'm working on the weight too by the way
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Stands up] good, explain to me ok? Why this is such a matter of such importance to you. There must be plenty of women out there
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Your different from what's out there, not to mention being drop dead beautiful
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : My training teaches me to go fairly quickly to the idea that you really want to come back to therapy
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Standing up, realizing she's right] Jesus Christ oh mighty will ya?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Your marriage of twenty something years has collapsed. No doubt there are issues with your children
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Why can't I do something that's just for me for a change?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It would be for you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I want you. Not just for the smart things you say. I want your skin. I want your mouth. I want your eyes
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You project all these qualities onto me, you don't know me. This is what happens between a doctor and patient...
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [after he kisses her] don't do that
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Out of respect for this office. Forget about the way that Tony Soprano makes his way in the world, that's just to feed his children. There's two Tony Sopranos. You've never seen the other one. That's the one I want to show you
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Feech La Manna : the reason I wanted to see you Junior, Tony too, now that I'm out, I'd like to get back in "the game"
Junior Soprano : what'd you have in mind?
Feech La Manna : you know me, I'm an "entrepreneur", get my shy going, sports book, whatever you say
Tony Soprano : long as you don't step on anybody's toes
Feech La Manna : me? I'm Fred Astaire
Junior Soprano : [to Tony] what's this Feech tells me, you got a bear up there at the house?
Tony Soprano : [looks at everybody] what's this now? CNN?
Feech La Manna : no, it's just that your wife's up there, ex-wife, whatever: it's just that it's wild animals, their dangerous, people talk
Tony Soprano : what "people"? Who?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I don't know
Tony Soprano : what am I supposed to do? Go up there personally and set fuckin bear traps? We're separated for Christ's sake
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Tony Soprano : [referring to the bear coming onto their property] Why didn't you tell me this when it first happened?
Carmela Soprano : I called the cops: they called Fish and Game
Tony Soprano : What're you trying to prove your independent? This isn't Little House on the Prairie, those things are dangerous
Carmela Soprano : the "ranger", or whatever said it was your duck food that attracted it
Tony Soprano : I never heard of it happening before
Carmela Soprano : [jokingly] "Trapper Joe" over here
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Tony Soprano : [referring to Carmine's Sr. suffering a stroke, while in the waiting room in the hospital] Sad this shit, huh?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [referring to their plan to kill Carmine Sr] You know, I haven't forgotten our "arrangement" last year, you leaving me in a lurch, like that
Tony Soprano : It wasn't the right thing to do? Taking out a boss? Come on
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Even still
Tony Soprano : What'd you want? An apology? Fuckin Whitman's sampler? What?
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [referring to Carmine's Sr] Imagine if his fuckin speech is affected? Poor bastard