South Park (TV Series)

All About Mormons (2003)

Eliza Schneider: Mrs. Harrison, Jenny Harrison, 1800's Woman #2, Sharon Marsh, Shelly Marsh, Lucy Harris

Quotes 

• Background Singers : Martin went home to his wife Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

  Martin Harris : A-and so Joseph Smith put his head into a hat, a-and read to me what the golden plates said. I wrote it all down and we're gonna publish it into a book.

  Lucy Harris : Martin, how do you know he isn't just making stuff up and pretending he's translating off golden plates?

  Background Singers : Lucy Harris smart smart smart Smart smart smart smart smart

  Martin Harris : Why would he make it up?

  Background Singers : Martin Harris dumb dadumb...

  Lucy Harris : [takes the papers from him]  All right, here. I'm gonna hide these pages.

  [puts them in a drawer at the bottom end of an armoir] 

  Lucy Harris : If Joseph Smith really is translating off of golden plates, then he'll be able to do it again. But if Joseph Smith is making it all up, then the new translations will be different from these.

  Martin Harris : Okay, fine. I bet he'll have no problem.

  [puts on his coat and heads out] 

  Background Singers : Lucy Harris smart smart smart Martin Harris dumb.