South Park (TV Series)
Asspen (2002)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Butters Stotch, Gerald Broflovski, Josh, Teenager #2, Policeman #2
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Quotes
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Butters Stotch : You're not really going to go down that K-13 run, are you Stan?
Stan Marsh : Dude, I have to.
Kyle Broflovski : Stan, you can't let that Tad guy get to you. Screw him, dude.
Stan Marsh : Dude, he's got Heather!
Kyle Broflovski : ...you don't even know Heather!
Stan Marsh : I know, I know, I... look, I can't explain it, but I have to do this. I'm not going to die... I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?
Trucker : [Entering] Da K-13? You don't wanna go down dat run. Dat run's gotta a history. 35 people have died going down it. Some say you can still see their ghosts up der. It was on dat very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolf-boy who escaped from the mental institution. You see, that ski run was once de burial grounds to a tribe of vampire Wachitaw Indians who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Yah... a lot of history on dat ski run.
Stan Marsh : ...thank you.
Trucker : Yah.
[Exits]
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Kyle Broflovski : [Standing with Cartman and Butters] I can't lose another friend. First Kenny, and now Stan. All I'm going to have left are you two douches.
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Kyle Broflovski : Mom! Dad!
Stan Marsh : Where the hell have you guys been?
Stephen Stotch : We got a little held up a the time-share sales office.
Randy Marsh : Yeah, but the good news is we finally came to our senses and bought some shares in a condo. So we all get to come to Aspen for two weeks every year!
Stephen Stotch : [after a disappointed "awww" from the boys] Well, what's the matter? Didn't you boys like skiing?
Stan Marsh : NO! We can't keep track of when you "pizza" and when you "French fries" and when the hot-shot ass-hole skier takes your girl if you are supposed to race him the first time or train first and beat him on the really difficult mountain so you can save the dorky but hot girl's youth center... skiing sucks!
Kyle Broflovski : Yeah, what a stupid sport!
