- Kyle Broflovski: Hey, fat-ass, how's prison?
- Eric Cartman: Well, it sucks balls, what do you think?
- Stan Marsh: Cartman, why the hell did you have to commit a hate crime? We're gonna lose to girls because of you!
- Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, so you gotta bust out of here.
- [whispering]
- Kyle Broflovski: So, we made you this cake. There's an ail-nay ile-fay inside of it.
- Eric Cartman: A what?
- Kyle Broflovski: An ail-nay ile-fay.
- Eric Cartman: What's that?
- Kyle Broflovski: Listen, aggot-fay! An ail-nay ile-fay so you can eak-bray out of ison-pray!
- Stan Marsh: Yeah, you stupid umbass-day!
- Eric Cartman: I'd love to eat a cake, you guys, but they don't let us take anything back to the cells from here.
- Kyle Broflovski: They on't-day? Why the ell-hay ot-nay? It ook-tay our-fay ours-hay to ake-bay this oddamn-gay ake-cay and now we're otally-tay ewed-scray!
- Stan Marsh: [confused] ... yeah.
- Eric Cartman: [having been found guilty of a hate crime, Cartman knocks on Kenny's door, panicked] Kenny! Kenny, you have to get me out of town!
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled, but audible] What the fuck for?
- Eric Cartman: They're gonna put me in jail for a hate crime! You have to take me to Mexico!
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled, but audible] Mexico? How the fuck am I gonna get you to Mexico?
- Eric Cartman: [hits Kenny] Calm down, Kenny!
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Hey!
- [rubs the area that Cartman hit]
- Eric Cartman: You still have that battery powered toy truck you got last Christmas?
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yea...
- Eric Cartman: Well, come on! I don't have much time!
- Judge: I am making an example of you to send a message out to people everywhere that if you want to hurt another human being, you'd better make damn sure they're the same color as you.
- Eric Cartman: [Cartman and Kenny are being chased by police cruisers] Dammit, Kenny! Can't this thing go any faster?
- Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Why don't you keep your head down?