South Park (TV Series)

City on the Edge of Forever (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Red Shirt, Carrot Top, Marty, Jimbo Kern, Gerald Broflovski, John Elway

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• Stan Marsh : You dumbass, Cartman! That's not how it happened!

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah, Kenny just died 8 hours ago. How could he have died back then too?

  Eric Cartman : Oh yeah. I guess that doesn't make sense.

• Red Shirt Kid : Why doesn't the scary monster eat her?

  Kyle Broflovski : Because dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.

  Mrs. Crabtree : What did you say?

  Kyle Broflovski : I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes!

• Kyle Broflovski : Let me have some cake, Cartman.

  Eric Cartman : [struggling to eat]  I just can't eat one more bite of this chocolatey goodness, ahh, i guess I'll might just try.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dammit Cartman, you are such a fat f***!

  Mrs. Crabtree : [Screaming]  What did you say!