South Park (TV Series)

City on the Edge of Forever (1998)

Mary Kay Bergman: Mrs. Crabtree, Liane Cartman, Sharon Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Mayor McDaniels, Sheila Broflovski, Female Onlooker

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Mom, I just had the weirdest dream. I was dreaming that Stan and Kyle and Kenny and I were on a bus talking about everything that happened to us, only it was all wrong and everything ended with us eating ice cream.

  Leann Cartman : Hmm, would you like some beetles?

  Eric Cartman : Yes please.

  Leann Cartman : Mmm, beetles go good with ice cream.

• Red Shirt Kid : Why doesn't the scary monster eat her?

  Kyle Broflovski : Because dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.

  Mrs. Crabtree : What did you say?

  Kyle Broflovski : I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes!

• Mrs. Crabtree : Shut up, you whores!

• Kyle Broflovski : Let me have some cake, Cartman.

  Eric Cartman : [struggling to eat]  I just can't eat one more bite of this chocolatey goodness, ahh, i guess I'll might just try.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dammit Cartman, you are such a fat f***!

  Mrs. Crabtree : [Screaming]  What did you say!

• Mrs. Crabtree : Okay, that does it! Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!

  [points gun at its head]