- Stan Marsh: Dude, that bull's gonna kill him.
- Kyle Broflovski: Go help him, Kenny
- Kenny McCormick: [Muffles angrily, gets impaled by a bull's horn]
- Stan Marsh: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
- Kyle Broflovski: You bastard!
- Kyle Broflovski: I've got it! The bull riding contest. Cartman could ride a bull and try to win $5000. Think about it, dude. $5000, that's one thousand set of balls, that's three thousand balls. We'd have to win enough to get the dolls.
- Eric Cartman: What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?
- Kyle Broflovski: Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides, fat-ass! Now, either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your f***ing head open!
- Eric Cartman: [nervously says] Okay I'll get on the bull.
- Kyle Broflovski: All right. Let's go, we have to practice!
- Stan Marsh: He really wants those dolls.
- Eric Cartman: God-damn.
- Eric Cartman: Mother!
- [falls off the bull and lands flat on his face]
- Kyle Broflovski: Get up, Cartman, you're still not staying on long enough!
- Stan Marsh: Come on, Cartman!
- Kenny McCormick: [Muffles] oh my god, they killed Cartman!
- Kyle Broflovski: No he didn't kill him, he's still breathing.
- [starts kicking Cartman]
- Kyle Broflovski: Get up. Get up
- [Cartman stands up in a trance]
- Stan Marsh: You okay dude?
- Kyle Broflovski: [In a distorted voice] Cartman, hello, hello.
- Kyle Broflovski: Dude I think we broke him.
- Kyle Broflovski: Give me some money, Cartman.
- Eric Cartman: [Starts laughing]
- Kyle Broflovski: Lend me money, fat-boy!
- Eric Cartman: I only have three dollars left, asshole!