South Park (TV Series)

Ike's Wee Wee (1998)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, TV Announcer, Homeless Man, Hippie #2, Nebraskan Man, Bris Attendee, Dr. Schwartz

Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : We're sorry, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?

  Mr. Mackey : Uh, that's okay, just don't let it happen again.

  Kyle Broflovski : We won't let it happen again, Mr. Mackey, mmkay?

  Mr. Mackey : Mmkay, that's that.

  Eric Cartman : Mmkay?

  Mr. Mackey : Mmkay.

• Jimbo : [Mackey's dressed like a hippie]  Why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?

  Mr. Mackey : I can't, man, Jerry Berry's dead.

• Stan Marsh : Why do dogs have cold noses?

  Mr. Mackey : Uuuhh... well, I'm not sure.

• Chef : Hello there, children!

  Kyle Broflovski : Hey, Chef! How's it going?

  Chef : Bad...

  Kyle Broflovski : Why bad?

  Chef : Children, I heard about what happened at school today! Now none of you tooked that nasty marijuana, did you?

  Stan Marsh : No, dude! We never even saw it!

  Chef : Okay, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.

  Stan Marsh : We know, we know, that's what EVERYBODY says!

  Chef : Right. But do you know WHY they're bad?

  Kyle Broflovski : Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind, the consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.

  Chef : And do you have ANY idea what that means?

  Kyle Broflovski : No.

  Eric Cartman : I know! Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs, you're a hippie! And hippies suck!

  Chef : Just listen to this, children: DRUGS ARE BAD. Don't even try to find out about them. Remember, there's a time and place for everything... it's called college!

• Eric Cartman : Dude, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman!

  Kyle Broflovski : I won't believe it, I won't!

• Mr. Mackey : Mari-ju-ana's bad, m'kay?

• Kyle Broflovski : Hey, are you coming to Ike's bris this weekend?

  Chef : Oh, hell no! I can't bear to see that!

  Kyle Broflovski : What do you mean?

  Chef : Don't you boys know what a bris is? They're going to circumcise him!

  Eric Cartman : Eh, what's that?

  Chef : Oh, boy. Here we go again...

• Mr. Mackey : M-marijuwana makes you feel depressed and low, m'kay?

  Homeless Man : And you don't feel that way now?

  Mr. Mackey : Huh, good point.

• Dr. Schwartz : We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it, so that it looks bigger.

  Stan Marsh : Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea!

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, I wanna get a circumstision, too.

• Kyle Broflovski : Cover me for a while. I'll find a place to hide him and come back.

  Eric Cartman : No way, dude. We're not staying alone in your house with your wee wee-choppin' parents!

• Stan Marsh : [after Kenny dies from falling into an open grave and the tombstone of said grave falling onto him]  Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

  Kyle Broflovski : [apathetically]  You bastards.