South Park (TV Series)

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (2005)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Dr. Piper, Mr. Garrison, Tryout Coach, Man in Shop, Randy Marsh, Girls Gone Wild Voiceover, Clyde, Man Undergoing Surgery, Convention Centre Staff #1, Convention Centre Staff #2, Security Guard #3, Black Coach, Commentator, Policeman

Quotes 

• Mrs. Garrison : I'm pregnant everybody! Oh boy, now I can have an abortion!

• Mr. Garrison : [to Mr. Slave as he decides to walk out after Mr. Garrison got a sex change operation]  Go ahead and find someone who doesn't have a vagina you fag.

• Mr. Garrison : [following his sex change]  Look at all these wonderful tampons!

• Mrs. Garrison : You mean I'll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?

• Mrs. Garrison : Hello boys! It's me - your teacher, Mrs. Garrison!

  Cartman : [to Stan, Kyle and Kenny]  You guys - Mr. Garrison has titties.

  Mrs. Garrison : I had a sex-change operation. My penis is now a vagina, and I'm experiencing womanhood for the first time in my life!

  [walking away] 

  Mrs. Garrison : See you in class!

• Butters Stotch : Fellows! Hey, Fellows! You gotta come see!

  Stan Marsh : What?

  Butters Stotch : It's Kyle! He's a negro!