- Mr. Hankey: We're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs! And if you don't like it, well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls!
- Eric Cartman: [singing] Here's a little dreidel it's small and made of clay, but I'm not going to play with it cause dreidel's fucking gay, Jews play stupid games, Jews that's why they're lame
- Kyle Broflovski: [singing] I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready with dreidel I shall play, oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I shall play.