South Park (TV Series)

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997)

Mary Kay Bergman: Wendy Testaburger, Sheila Broflovski, Mayor McDaniels, Woman in Crowd, Woman in Audience

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• Sheila Broflovski : [objecting to a Christmas symbol]  It's offensive to the Jewish community!

  Mr. Garrison : You are the Jewish community!

• Mayor McDaniels : Okay, just what the heck is going on here, people?

  Citizen : Mayor, we are deeply offended by the nativity scene in front of the state office. Church and state are separate!

  Crowd : Yeah!

  Sheila Broflovski : That isn't all, Mayor. The school play is doing a nativity scene. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community.

  Mr. Garrison : You ARE the Jewish community!

  Cartman : Oh boy. Super bitch is at it again!

  Kyle : Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!

  Father Maxey : Mayor, the nativity is what Christmas is about. If you remove Christ, you must remove Santa and Frosty and all that garbage too!

  Crowd : Hallelujah! Amen!

  Tree Lover : And we must put a stop to the cutting down of Christmas trees!

  Crowd : Yeah!

  Jimbo Kern : And I am sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids. If you don't want to spill your coffee, then you shouldn't be driving with it!

  [pause] 

  Crowd : Yeah!