South Park (TV Series)

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants (2001)

Eliza Schneider: Wendy Testaburger, Sharon Marsh

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : We're not the ones bombing them now. We're just kids. There's a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world, but we're just caught in the middle. It's not our fault.

  Wendy Testaburger : The Afghan kids are caught in the middle, too!

  Eric Cartman : Yes, but they're sand monkeys!