South Park (TV Series)

Raisins (2003)

Mona Marshall: Ferrari, Henrietta Biggle, Mrs. Biggle, Linda Stotch

Quotes 

• Mrs. Linda Stotch : You shouldn't be working here. You should be learning a skill so you can grow up to be a business woman or even a doctor. Who knows? You could cure cancer.

  Porsche : I could cure cancer? Oh-my-God. That would be SO cool. I had a cancer sore on my lip once and it hurt SO bad.

  Mrs. Linda Stotch : Oh, never mind. I think Raisins might be the perfect place for you.

• Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?

  Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?

  Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

  Jimmy : She's what?

  Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

  Jimmy : Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.

  Wendy : Yeah?

  Jimmy : Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...

  [sounds like "cunt"] 

  Wendy : Well, tell Stan to stop!

  [walks away] 

  Jimmy : [continues]  ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.

• Kyle : [Kyle finds Stan, dressed in goth entire, sitting at the table, drinking coffee with the Goth Kids at Benny's]  Oh, Jesus Christ, I had to see it to believe it! What the hell are you doing?

  Stan : [sips some coffee]  Breathing deep in darkness that envelops my soul.

  [sips some more coffee] 

  Kyle : Goddamnit dude, your mom and dad want you to come home!

  Stan : So they can fill my head with more Disney lies about how perfect the world is? I don't think so.

  Red Goth : Yeah. Why don't you just go back to your Justin Timberlake and your homework, you conformist asshole?

  [jerks his hair back into place] 

  Red Goth : You just don't know what real pain is.

  Kyle : [to Red Goth]  Oh, like you know what pain is! Go try living in a Third-World country, you little pussy!

  Red Goth : I'm not gonna live in a Third-World country with all the conformists.

  Kyle : [to Stan]  Stan, this is it. Time to stop feeling sorry for yourself and come home! Everyone cares about you, and everyone wants you back!

  Stan : What about Wendy? Isn't she still with Token?

  Kyle : Yeah. She is.

  Stan : Then people shouldn't care about me. Because I don't care about them. What's the point of caring if all it brings is pain?

  Henrietta Biggle : For sure.

  Kyle : [walks away, defeated]  Fine. That's it. I give up. Have fun being miserable.

  Stan : [sips some coffee]  ... conformist.

  Red Goth , Henrietta Biggle , Tall Goth , Kindergoth : Yeah.