South Park (TV Series)

The Death Camp of Tolerance (2002)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Hall of Discrimination Crowd, Mexican Janitor, The Toad King, The Catatafish, Camp Guard #1, Audience Member #3, Audience Member #4

Quotes 

• Tolerance Camp Leader : [to Kyle]  You, what are you making in your macaroni picture?

  Kyle Broflovski : Uh, a bear?

  Tolerance Camp Leader : Ein bear? Ein bear has nothing to do with tolerance! You will make what we tell you!

  [rips up Kyle's macaroni picture and gives him a new piece of paper] 

  Tolerance Camp Leader : Start over! Faster! FASTER!

  [the leader cocks a gun and points it at Kyle's head] 

  Tolerance Camp Leader : Faster...

  [Kyle hurries up] 

  Tolerance Camp Leader : Are you done? What have you made?

  Kyle Broflovski : [talking fast]  It's a picture of all races and all creeds holding hands in happiness!

  Tolerance Camp Leader : There! That wasn't so bad, was it? DO IT AGAIN!

  [Kyle does another one] 

  Tolerance Camp Leader : Faster! Faster...

• Mr. Garrison : It's been brought to my attention that fourth graders might be too old for Mr. Hat.

  Kyle : Two year olds are too old for Mr. Hat.

• Museum Tour Guide : You other boys have probably called this young man names like "tubby", or "lard butt", or "fat tits".

  Kyle Broflovski : Fat tits, that's a good one.

  Stan Marsh : Yeah, I'll have to remember that.