South Park (TV Series)

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (2000)

Eliza Schneider: Liane Cartman, Girl with Chef, Billy's Mother

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Mom, look the tooth fairy. I put a tooth under my pillow and she gave me 2 dollars. She only gave me a lousy quarter before.

  Liane Cartman : Oh my, she must think you are a very special muffin.

  Eric Cartman : Yeah, this is so tits!

  Liane Cartman : Don't say tits, Eric.

  Eric Cartman : Oh, I mean this is so cool!

  Liane Cartman : Well, perhaps now you should take that money and open up a savings account that has compounded daily interest.

  Eric Cartman : Heh, you can compound daily my ass with interest mom. I'm going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard.

  Liane Cartman : But Eric, I think the tooth fairy wants you to use that money to learn about savings.

  Eric Cartman : Mom, you don't know what the tooth fairy wants me to do with that money, okay! You're not the tooth fairy. I see you later. Oh man this is so tits!

• Liane Cartman : Well, it's my son. He's lost a lot of his baby teeth and I was starting to get worried.

  Dr. Roberts : Well, losing baby teeth is a natural thing, Ms. Cartman. How many has he lost?

  Liane Cartman : About 112.

  Dr. Roberts : 112?

  Liane Cartman : Yes, 15 of them in one night. Perhaps he should swoitch toothpaste?

  Dr. Roberts : Your son wouldn't happen to be an alligator, would he?