South Park (TV Series)

Trapper Keeper (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Trapper Keeper, Officer Barbrady, Boarder Guard #1

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Stan : Whoa, wait a minute! Kyle saved your life. I think you at least owe him a thank-you!

  Cartman : [sighs]  Okay. Kyle...

  [credits roll] 

• [on the kindergarten class president election] 

  Mr. Garrison : You can't have an election with just one person running, what's the fun in that? Ike, how about you? You're a genius.

  [Ike looks at the others glaring at him] 

  Ike : No.

  Mr. Garrison : Okay, our next nominee is Ike the Genius.

• Kyle Broflovski : [BSM-471 pulls out a weapon]  Hey! What are you doing?

  BSM-471 : I'm afraid I have no other choice. For the sake of humanity, I have to kill him.

  Kyle Broflovski : Oh, okay.

  Stan : Yeah, that's fine... No, wait!

  BSM-471 : What?

  Stan : Can I do it?

• Cartman : Oh, but you have a Trapper Keep... Oh, you got the little Crapper Keeper, didn't you?

• Trapper Keeper : We are Trapper Keeper. We are one.

  BSM-471 : A part of your friend must still be alive in there.

  Stan : [the Trapper Keeper farts]  He is in there.