- [Conan is trying to get Space Ghost to admit that he was once alive]
- Conan O'Brien: [shouts] Face it, space ghost!
- Space Ghost: No!
- Conan O'Brien: You're a spaceman that choked on a muffin!
- Space Ghost: That, Sir, is impossible, because I am allergic to muffins!
- Conan O'Brien: Oh, I'm sorry.
- Space Ghost: Yeah. You're thinking of "Muffin-Hunter". He's different.
- [Space Ghost follows ant that had bit him]
- Space Ghost: That's right, I'm following you. Just keep walking. For every 300 steps your little ant feet take I take only 1
- Space Ghost: That's it, run, run home. Take me to your family, for they will pay with my vengeance.
- [Hidden door opens revealing giant ant 5 stories high]
- Space Ghost: Hey, your son just bit me, here. I wanna know what *you're* gonna do about it
- [after pause giant ant screeches, chases Space Ghost]
- Space Ghost: [while running away] Your son is a moron!