Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)
Intense Patriotism (1998)
Jeff Foxworthy: Self
Quotes
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Space Ghost : Greetings, Jeff. Welcome to America's 51st state, Ghostlahoma!
Jeff Foxworthy : Thanks. Nice to be here.
Space Ghost : The spherical state.
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Space Ghost : Now Jeff, you claim to be an authority on "red necks". Yet I notice that your neck is strangely pale.
Jeff Foxworthy : I, well, it's, my definition of redneck has always been, a glorious absence of sophistication.
Space Ghost : So, I might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy : Well, that's, that's, that's the joke, is it, you might be.
Space Ghost : But, I've never seen my neck.
Jeff Foxworthy : It has nothing to do...
Space Ghost : How do I know what color it is?
Jeff Foxworthy : I, I just told you, the definition is, is an absence of sophistication, it has nothing to do with the color of somebody's neck.
Space Ghost : Why don't you just say, "You know you have an absence of sophistication when..."?
Jeff Foxworthy : ...Because it's not funny.
[pause]
Jeff Foxworthy : See, that's, they're jokes, I'm a comedian, that's...
Space Ghost : Moltar's red, but he doesn't have a neck.
Jeff Foxworthy : You understand jokes, right?