- Space Ghost: Greetings, Jeff. Welcome to America's 51st state, Ghostlahoma!
- Jeff Foxworthy: Thanks. Nice to be here.
- Space Ghost: The spherical state.
- Moltar: Whoa! Looks like we're movin'!
- Space Ghost: We ARE moving, Moltar. To America!
- Moltar: And, uh, why are we doin' that?
- Space Ghost: Because all the successful superheroes live in America.
- Moltar: Okay...
- Space Ghost: It's really the only thing that keeps me from being the next Superman.
- Moltar: Are you faster than a speeding bullet?
- Space Ghost: Well... no, but...
- Moltar: Are you able to leap tall buildings with...
- Space Ghost: Moltar, that's not the point.
- Space Ghost: Open wide, Lady Liberty, because Space Ghost is coming to America... today!
- [during opening titles]
- Space Ghost: Heh... "open wide"... that's gonna slide right by the censors.
- Space Ghost: Now Jeff, you claim to be an authority on "red necks". Yet I notice that your neck is strangely pale.
- Jeff Foxworthy: I, well, it's, my definition of redneck has always been, a glorious absence of sophistication.
- Space Ghost: So, I might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy: Well, that's, that's, that's the joke, is it, you might be.
- Space Ghost: But, I've never seen my neck.
- Jeff Foxworthy: It has nothing to do...
- Space Ghost: How do I know what color it is?
- Jeff Foxworthy: I, I just told you, the definition is, is an absence of sophistication, it has nothing to do with the color of somebody's neck.
- Space Ghost: Why don't you just say, "You know you have an absence of sophistication when..."?
- Jeff Foxworthy: ...Because it's not funny.
- [pause]
- Jeff Foxworthy: See, that's, they're jokes, I'm a comedian, that's...
- Space Ghost: Moltar's red, but he doesn't have a neck.
- Jeff Foxworthy: You understand jokes, right?
- Space Ghost: Everything's free in America, Moltar.
- Zorak: It's a free country?
- Space Ghost: That's right, Zorak. It's the land of the free, and the home of the free.
- Zorak: So I get to go free?
- Space Ghost: No. Now play me to the desk, or I'm puttin' you in the box.
- Zorak: [whispering] The box?
- Space Ghost: Yes, Zorak. The box.