Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)

King Dead (1999)

George Lowe: Space Ghost

Quotes 

• Space Ghost : [standing outside his apartment speaking through a megaphone]  ATTENTION! I HAVE THE KEYS! IT IS MY APARTMENT!

  Zorak : Oh no, the keys!

  Space Ghost : [speaking through the megaphone]  IF YOU'RE WATCHING MY CABLE, PLEASE DESCRIBE WHAT'S ON!

  Zorak : What about our unreasonable demands?

  Space Ghost : [speaking through the megaphone again]  YOU DIDN'T LIST ANY. LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOVIE IS GOING DIRECTLY TO VIDEO. VIDEO PRISON!

  Zorak : Oh yeah? Well, we're sending Benjamin out in pieces!

  Space Ghost : [still speaking through the megaphone]  THAT'LL BE FINE. JUST DON'T TOUCH MY TV, OKAY? OR YOU'RE - KING DEAD!

  [clears his throat] 

  Space Ghost : SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WATCHING?

  Zorak : Hang on. It's, it's on, but we're not watching it.

  Space Ghost : [final speech through the megaphone]  YOU'RE WASTING IT! I'M COMING IN!

• Space Ghost : Space Ghost: Have you seen that show, Jon?

  H. Jon Benjamin : The Dr. Katz show, that's the show you're talking about?

  Space Ghost : No, not that show, Jon. The show I'm talking about has skeletal dogs.

  H. Jon Benjamin : Oh well, tell me about it.

  Space Ghost : Well, it's got dog skeletons with the bones that dogs do have. You know, I mean, the ones they own. That are in their body. Under the fur.

  H. Jon Benjamin : Is it that great?

  Space Ghost : Well, it hasn't aired yet, Jon, but I'm sure that it will.

  H. Jon Benjamin : But you obviously haven't seen it.

• [first lines - cold opening mid-sentence] 

  Space Ghost : ...king dead! And if you don't open the door and let me in, you're fired.

  Zorak : Well, we're not opening the door. How do you like that?

  Space Ghost : Then you are completely fired!

  Moltar : Good! We didn't want to work here, anyway!

  Space Ghost : Good, because now you don't!

  Zorak : Good, because we're leaving!

  Space Ghost : Good, because that's good!

  Zorak : Good!

  Moltar : Good!

  Space Ghost : Good!

• [Space Ghost answers the phone] 

  Space Ghost : What's your message?

  Zorak : Please. Help me. I am being attacked.

  Moltar : [off-phone]  And you're a woman.

  Zorak : And, uh, I'm a woman.

  Moltar : Hang up. He'll be here any minute.

  Space Ghost : She'd be dead by the time I got there.

• [Zorak and Moltar have occupied Space Ghost's apartments and are hiding under lampshades] 

  Space Ghost : Hmmm... these aren't my lamps. These have feet.

  [Guest Jon Benjamin, whose monitor is also hidden under a lampshade, chuckles] 

  Space Ghost : I'd better go get a new apartment.

• Space Ghost : Tansut, where's my TV?

  Tansut : I'm stripping!

  Space Ghost : Yeah, I know. Where's my TV?

  Tansut : "The Case of the Missing TV!"

  Brak : BUH-NA-NA-DUHHH!