SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Hooky/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Narrator

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : The hooks, Mr. Krabs?

  Mr. Krabs : Aye, the hooks. They draw you in with their pleasing shapes and beguiling colors. But just when you think you've found the land of milk and honey, they grab you by the britches, and haul you up higher, and higher, and higher, all the way up to the surface, flopping and gasping for air. Then the cook you, and then they eat you... or worse!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What could be worse than that?

  Mr. Krabs : Gift shops.

• Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime...

  [snaps fingers] 

  Mermaid Man : ...just like that!

  [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder] 

  Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!

  SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!

  Mermaid Man : Stop kid! Stop! Let him go!

  SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime...

  [snaps fingers] 

  SpongeBob : ...like that!

  Atomic Flounder : What? Get offa me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... ROOAAAAARRR!

  [Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it] 

  Atomic Flounder : ...do that!

• Mr. Krabs : What did I tell you about those hooks, boy?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, I...

  Patrick : I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride them up and up and up, and then you gently float back down.

  Mr. Krabs : And do you know what happens when you don't float back down?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Gift shop!

  Mr. Krabs : Worse! You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna, with nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise.

  [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp in horror] 

  Mr. Krabs : I want you to promise me you will never go near those hooks again.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : We promise, Mr. Krabs!

  Mr. Krabs : I wanna hear a sailor's promise. Yo ho, yo ho. Near the hooks I'll never go.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Yo ho, yo ho. Near the hooks I'll never go.

  Mr. Krabs : [a hook gooses him]  Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!

• Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime

  [snaps fingers] 

  Mermaid Man : just like that

  [Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder] 

  Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!

  SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!

  Mermaid Man : No, lad! Don't!

  SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime

  [snaps fingers] 

  SpongeBob : like that.

  Atomic Flounder : What? Get off me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... Roar!

  [Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it] 

  Atomic Flounder : ...do that.

• SpongeBob : Doesn't look like any carnival I ever...

  [bumps into a hook] 

  SpongeBob : Excuse me.

  [gasps as he sees the hook] 

  SpongeBob : Stop Patrick! Don't touch it! This isn't the carnival, Patrick. Those are hooks. Mr. Krabs said they were really dangerous.

  Patrick : [sits on a hook]  Hmmm, I sense no danger here, how can they be dangerous?, they're covered with free cheese!

  SpongeBob : All I know is that Mr. Krabs said... Patrick, don't do that!

  Patrick : [puts a hook with cheese in his mouth]  Cheesy!, no danger here, go on, try it

  SpongeBob : But Mr. Krabs said...

  Patrick : SpongeBob let me ask you something

  [puts 9 hooks in his mouth] 

  Patrick : does this look dangerous?

  SpongeBob : [screaming]  Patrick don't!

  Patrick : Lighten up, will ya? Or do I have to eat all this cheese by mysel...

  [hooks pulls him up] 

  SpongeBob : [gasps]  Patrick! Help! Oh, Patrick, help! Oh, Patrick, come back. Oh, my best friend.

  [Patrick floats down and SpongeBob runs into him as he hits the ground] 

  SpongeBob : Patrick, you're alive.

  Patrick : Am I ever, you should try it

  SpongeBob : But... What about the surface?, and your britches?, and the gift shops?

  Patrick : You just jump off before you get too high.

• Patrick : Hey SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way

  SpongeBob : I always go to work this way

  Patrick : You're not going to work today, we're going to play hooky!

  SpongeBob : But Patrick we promised

  Patrick : Well I had my fingers crossed

  SpongeBob : You don't have any fingers Patrick

  Patrick : Well that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy, we played on those hooks all day long and nothing happened to us

  SpongeBob : But Mr. Krabs said...

  Patrick : [interrupting him]  Look SpongeBob are you going to listen to a big dummy, or are you going to listen to me?

  SpongeBob : Umm

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, can I drive?

  Barnacle Boy : Drive? What do you know about driving the Invisible Boatmobile?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Tons! Like the windshield wipers are right here.

  [He presses a button] 

  Barnacle Boy : DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! THAT'S THE...

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Mermaid Man , Barnacle Boy : [Everyone gets folded together into a paper crane.] 

  Barnacle Boy : ... origami button.