SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy/Pickles (1999)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Old Coot #3

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Quotes 

• Mermaid Man : If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

  Orderly : What is going on in here?

  Mermaid Man : [Points at SpongeBob]  You may kiss the bride!

  [SpongeBob is kicked out of the retirement home and rolls back home] 

  Patrick Star : Did you reunite our heroes?

  SpongeBob : No, but I'm married.

• [SpongeBob walks onto the Shady Shoals lawn, disguised as a woman. Silent movie style piano music plays in the background] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [with a pronounced Southern accent]  Oh, my, this purse is so big an' heavy.

  [Patrick walks up to SpongeBob, disguised as a burglar] 

  Patrick Star : Hold it right there, ma'am, I'll be taking that!

  [SpongeBob puts his hands to his cheeks to feign shock. He tries to act distressed but can't resist smiling] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Ahhh! Hay-lp! Hay-lp! Hay-lp!

  Patrick Star : [watching from behind the retirement home]  It's working...

  [Barnacle Boy walks up to SpongeBob, irritated] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.

  Barnacle Boy : Confound it! Get away from 'im!

  Mermaid Man : Stop shoutin'! I'm nappin'!

  Barnacle Boy : It's not me, you old coot!

  Old Coot #1 : Yeah.

  Old Coot #2 : That's me.

  Old Coot #3 : I'm over here.