SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs

Quotes 

• Squidward Tentacles : Mr. Krabs, you gotta take 'em out of the...

  [gasps] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Holy fish paste, what is that?

  [sees a disgusting pile of goop] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : That's the appetizer.

  Squidward Tentacles : But I thought you said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet.

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Did I say that? No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

• Squidward Tentacles : I thought you said you were the head chef of the S.S. Gourmet.

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Did I say that? No. I cleaned the floors at the Gourmet. I was head chef of the S.S. Diarrhea.

• Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [sarcastically]  Oh, boo hoo. Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violin.

  [He mimes rubbing violin strings] 

  Squidward Tentacles : This is serious!

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : I know. This really is the world's smallest violin.

  [Close up on his claw to reveal a miniature violin] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : See?