SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns (2002)
Dee Bradley Baker: Squilliam Fancyson, Appetizer, Fish #4, Fish #10, Animatronic Server, Fish #2, Vendor Fish
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Quotes
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Squilliam Fancyson : Squidward Tenticales has the fanciest restaurant in Bikini Bottom... and he does not suck eggs.
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Squidward Tentacles : [thinking] Lie... lie... lying always makes it worse...
[Speaking]
Squidward Tentacles : I own a five-star restaurant!
Squilliam Fancyson : Squidward! I had no idea you were such a success.
Squidward Tentacles : That's right!
Squilliam Fancyson : And I would be honored if you would allow me to come to *your* restaurant... tonight!
Squidward Tentacles : [his nose shrivels in shock] T-t-t-t-tonight?
Squilliam Fancyson : In fact, we'll all come! My treat!
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Squilliam Fancyson : On your lunch break, eh Squidie?
Squidward : Uhh... duh... I... um... hey, whatcha been up to?
Squilliam Fancyson : Oh, just exceeding in everything *you* failed in.
Squidward : You are no great gib, Squilliam Fancyson. Anyone could be a bigshot in a hicktown like Bikini Bottom.
Squilliam Fancyson : Oh, yeah? Well let's hear what you've accomplished since high school.
Squidward : Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Just picture him in his underwear... Oh, no, he's hot!