Stacked (TV Series)

Romancing the Stones (2006)

Christopher Lloyd: Harold March

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Harold : Good morning, Kat. I'll have... What's this?

  Katrina : Oh. It's a Garfield cartoon I cut out of the paper. I think it's cute.

  Harold : Well, it's not cute. A cat, who eats lasagne! The feline digestive tract couldn't possibly break down the enzymes used to make ricotta. That cat should be constantly vomiting.

  Katrina : Well, it's not just about lasagne. He also hates Mondays.

  Harold : Well, I, uh, you didn't tell me that.

  [laughs uproariously] 

  Harold : Hates Mondays!

• Harold : Skyler, you look so young and healthy, what on earth have you had surgery for?

  [everybody stares at him] 

  Skyler Dayton : Uh, Harold, I had my breasts done.

  Harold : Oh, dear God, they must have been enormous!

• [last lines] 

  Harold : Gavin, I, I, I,I just want to say I'm glad you're back and your operation was a success.

  Gavin P. Miller : Thanks, Harold. It really was pretty routine.

  Harold : Not true. Anything can happen when you go under the knife. Mixed-up charts for example; you could go in for a gall-bladder surgery and come out with a sex change.

  Gavin P. Miller : Oh come on, that doesn't happen.

  Harold : Happened to my nephew. Tragic. Didn't let it get him down, though; he just threw on some strappy sandals and a tube top, and strutted out of that hospital determined to make the best of it.

  Stuart Miller : He packed a tube top for gall-bladder surgery?

  Harold : And a pashmina and a pair of thigh-high boots. The weather in San Francisco is very unpredictable.