Star Trek (TV Series)
What Are Little Girls Made Of? (1966)
William Shatner: Captain James Tiberius 'Jim' Kirk
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Quotes
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Spock : Frankly, I was rather dismayed by your use of the term "half-breed", captain. You must admit it is an unsophisticated expression.
Capt. Kirk : I'll remember that, Mr Spock, the next time I find myself in a similar situation.
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Kirk Android : Nurse, if I gave you a direct order to betray him...
Christine Chapel : Please, don't ask me to make that choice. I'd much rather you pushed me off the same precipice where Matthews died.
Christine Chapel : [pushes away her plate] I can't... Please, go ahead and eat.
Kirk Android : Androids don't eat, Miss Chapel.
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Kirk Android : Mind your own business, Mr. Spock, I'm sick of your half-breed interference. Do you hear?
Mr. Spock : Yes, very well, Captain.
Kirk Android : You look upset, Mr. Spock. Is everything all right up here?
Mr. Spock : No problems here, sir.
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Captain James T. Kirk : [referring to Ruk] He's an android? Like Brown?
Ruk : More complex than Brown. Much superior. I was left here by the Old Ones.
Dr. Roger Korby : Ruk was still tending the machinery when we arrived here. How many centuries?
[Ruk remains silent]
Dr. Roger Korby : Even Ruk doesn't know. With his help, with the records I could find, we built Brown.
Captain James T. Kirk : You've convinced me, Doctor. You've convinced me that you are dangerous.
[pushes over a table and makes a run for it]
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Dr. Roger Korby : Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate?
Captain James T. Kirk : It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment. The other side of the coin, Doctor.
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Andrea : I will kiss you.
Kirk Android : No.
Andrea : You... you will not?
Kirk Android : It is illogical.
[She shoots him]
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Mr. Spock : Captain, we finished ahead of schedule.
Kirk Android : Dr. Korby has considerable cargo to beam aboard. I'll have to go over our destination scheduled with him.
Mr. Spock : You're going back down with the command packet?
Kirk Android : Mind your own business, Mr. Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear?
Mr. Spock : [surprised] Yes, very well, Captain.
Kirk Android : You look upset, Mr. Spock. Is everything all right up here?
Mr. Spock : No problems here, Sir.
Kirk Android : Good. I'll beam up shortly with Dr. Korby and party.
Mr. Spock : [Kirk leaves, Spock is suspicious] Security, Spock here. Status of the landing party?
Security : Ready and standing by, Sir.
Mr. Spock : Have them meet me in the transporter room after the Captain has beamed down.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Well, there's one difference between us: I'm hungry.
Kirk Android : The difference is your weakness, Captain, not mine.
Dr. Roger Korby : One at a time, gentlemen. Captain?
Captain James T. Kirk : Eating is a pleasure, sir. Unfortunately one you will never know.
Kirk Android : Perhaps. But I will never starve, sir.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Agreed, Doctor. However, there will be two of us.
Christine Chapel : Hello, Roger.
Dr. Roger Korby : [over intercom] Christine?
Christine Chapel : Yes, Roger.
Dr. Roger Korby : Darling, how - where are you? Yes, yes, by all means, Captain. I - I had no idea, no hope. Darling, are you all right?
Christine Chapel : Yes, Roger. Everything's all right now.
Captain James T. Kirk : We're on our way, Doctor. We'll be with you in a moment. Enterprise out.
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Dr. Roger Korby : Christine, Christine, let me prove myself. Does this make such a difference?
Christine Chapel : [voice breaking] Don't you see, Roger? Everything you've done has proved it isn't you.
Dr. Roger Korby : I am Roger Korby!
Captain James T. Kirk : Then prove it. Give me that phaser gun. If there's any human left in you, give it to me.
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Dr. Roger Korby : You might as well try to outthink a calculating machine.
Captain James T. Kirk : Obviously I can't.
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Christine Chapel : I know he's alive down there, Captain.
Captain James T. Kirk : It's been five years since his last message.
Christine Chapel : Roger's a very determined man. He'd find a way to live.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Something bothering you, Mr. Spock?
Mr. Spock : Frankly, I was rather dismayed by your use of the term, "half-breed," Captain. You must admit, it is an unsophisticated expression.
Captain James T. Kirk : I'll remember that, Mr. Spock, the next time I find myself in a similar situation.
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Christine Chapel : Captain...
Captain James T. Kirk : I know, I know. I'd hate to be torn between commander and fiancée myself.
Christine Chapel : No, I'm not torn. I'm puzzled. I'm worried.
Captain James T. Kirk : Has he confided in you?
Christine Chapel : No, nothing he hasn't told you. I know it doesn't make sense. What he's done may seem wrong, but he is Roger Korby, whatever he seems to be doing.
Captain James T. Kirk : Unless something's gone wrong with his mind.
Christine Chapel : No. You're forgetting how well I know him. He's as sane as you or I.
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[first lines]
crew member 1 : [over PA] All sections, security check in progress. Report.
crew member 2 : Forward phaser, affirmative.
Captain James T. Kirk : We're entering standard orbit, nurse.
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[last lines]
Captain James T. Kirk : Steady as we go, helm!