Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Contagion (1989)

Dana Sparks: Ensign Williams

Quotes 

• [the Enterprise goes through a series of system failures while facing a Romulan battle cruiser] 

  Wesley Crusher : Sir, the shields are back up.

  Commander William T. Riker : Impeccable timing!

  Wesley Crusher : Sir, the shields are back down.

  Ensign Williams : Phaser banks are down.

  Wesley Crusher : Shields are back up.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : In another time and place, this could be funny.

  Commander William T. Riker : Status of torpedo banks?

  Ensign Williams : They're down too.

  Commander William T. Riker : [frustrated]  If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them?