- [last lines]
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: [about Barclay] He transformed into a spider, and now he has a disease named after him.
- Counselor Deanna Troi: I think I better clear my calendar for the next few weeks.
- Lt. Commander Data: I feel I must inform you, sir - you have also been infected by the intron virus.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: How long before I begin to change?
- Lt. Commander Data: According to my calculations, within the next twelve hours you will begin to exhibit the first signs of your eventual transformation.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: And what will that be?
- Lt. Commander Data: I believe you will also de-evolve into an earlier form of primate - possibly similar to a lemur or pygmy-marmoset.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Well - before I begin swinging through the ship looking for breakfast, we'd better find some answers. How do we reverse the process?
- Lt. Commander Data: [to Ogawa, referring to her and Spot's pregnancy] I have spent the past nine weeks as an expectant parent. I would be happy to share my insights with your husband. If my experience is any indication, he will need all the help he can get.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [on the transformed Worf, who is trying to break into sickbay] He sounds very angry...
- [someone or something is banging against the sickbay doors]
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: What was that?
- Lt. Commander Data: It is large...
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard: [after immobilizing Worf-turned-prehistoric beast with an electroshock] Well, Mr. Worf - let's hope that when you wake up you're a new man.
- Barclay: Blurred vision, dizziness, palpitations, a stinging sensation in the lower spine. It's Terrellian Death Syndrome, isn't it?
- Doctor Beverly Crusher: I thought we agreed you'd come to me before checking Starfleet Medical Database.
- [first lines]
- Nurse Alyssa Ogawa: So why were you rolling around in Cyberion cactus?
- Commander William Riker: You know Rebecca Smith?
- Nurse Alyssa Ogawa: The new tactical officer?
- Commander William Riker: We took a walk in the arboretum. We sat down, we got comfortable, things got a little romantic, and then I rolled over.