So far this first TNG season has (if you count the pilot as one episode, which I think you should) had 7 episodes, including this one. 2 of them had the characters acting unusual (which is ridiculous since we haven't even established a ground for comparison) but 2 episodes have focused on Wesley. The first was okay, albeit sickly sweet in its ending, but this one isn't. It just isn't.
PLOT (SPOILERS)
The Enterprise crew visit the Edo,a oversexed bunch of bronzed and blond superhumans (aliens of course, but identical to humans, go figure) that will rub up against anything and anyone they encounter. The ship encounters a object in space claiming to be the Edo God. Whilst playing with Edo kids Wesley breaks a glass greenhouse, and is almost put to death by Edo coppers. This means a diplomatic standoff between Starfleet and the Edo. Picard has the bureaucratic nightmare of keeping his semi-crush Crusher happy, saving Wesley, not insulting the Edo, not getting destroyed by the Edo God and stick to Federation rules. After a compromise cannot be reached Picard out-speeches the God and beams up Wesley and they warp away.
THINGS I LIKED
..........I guess the Edo God?
THINGS I DISPISED
Not even Worf could crack my smile with his "Nice planet" when hugged by the admittedly extremely attractive Rivan. I'm surprised Troi didn't get jealous with her present. The Edo look ridiculous in their revealing pink half-suits. I hate the idea that these people are so carefree and happy when the slightest offense will get you the death penalty. Usually dystopias do not look like the Garden of Eden. I refuse to believe a species like this can live like this. We learn pretty much nothing about the Edo God making it a plot device, although it is nice to see the Enterprise outclassed -it will not happen many times more.
But all of this isn't even the main problem. Since Wesley's life is at stake, the episode will only succeed if the audience remotely cares for this boy, which would be a big fat NO! Wesley in this stage is such a dweeb, such a eager-to-please non-entity. His perfect day is having breakfast with his mother, getting good grades in school, being on the Bridge, getting a compliment from Riker or the Captain, and then go to sleep in his pink room filled with stuffed unicorns and a framed picture of Picard. Only later will I get some respect for the boy. I liked him in Evolution until he ruins it with one sentence, and I liked the ideas of him being moody because of expectations and choosing a non- Starfleet path. However, that is done so much better with Jake Sisko, who suffers because of the expectations coming from being Sisko's son, everyone thinking he will go to the Academy, and, in the end, choosing a non- Starfleet path. Why does it work for him? Because he is a good character. When he says: "Yo, instead of getting killed by Jem Hadar and not even getting paid for it, I'm gonna write and not be paid for it (which is basically my life at the moment)" we can only applaud him.
The other big problem is the other Crusher. Has a mother ever been less concerned for her child? She seems more involved in Symbiosis about drug addicts. Maybe even she hates Wesley, who knows? But her imploring the Captain and shutting up Data when he lacks subtlety is horrible to behold. I just didn't buy it. Gates McFadden is a dancer first and an actress second and it shows here.
The last big problem is the same we have with A Matter Of Persopective when Riker gets wrongly accused of murder and may go to jail. Not for one second do we believe Riker is guilty, or will be found guilty, or Picard letting Wesley die in Edo hands. This takes away a lot of interest you may have for this episode and after 20 minutes you'll be watching for the good looking Edo, not for the story if I may use that word so callously here.
CONCLUSION
You can probably tell I do not like this episode and I consider it to be second only to Code of Honor (ugh) in the category of Worst TNG episode, hell even Worst Star Trek Episode. Just don't watch it. You'll laugh only once perhaps, and then get bored. Really, really bored. With the life of the least liked character hanging in the balance you'll wish Picard just shrugged and warped out to ruin some other civilization. Horrible. 1/10
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