Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Rascals (1992)

Jonathan Frakes: Commander William Thomas 'Will' Riker

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• Commander William T. Riker : [explaining the Enterprise's systems to Morta in outrageous techno-gibberish]  The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelilactirals, with twenty of those being slaved into the primary heisenfram terminal. Now, you do know what a bilateral kelilactiral is?

  Morta : Well, of course I do, Human. I am not stupid!

  Commander William T. Riker : No, of course not. This is the isopalavial interface, which controls the main firomactal drive unit - don't touch that! You'll blow up the entire firomactal drive.

  Morta : Oh, what... what i... , er, wait, er, what is a-a-a... a firomactal drive? Just explain it to me.

  Commander William T. Riker : That is the firomactal drive unit. It controls the ramistat core and keeps the ontarian manifold at 40,000 KRGs. The firomactal drive is powered by...

• Commander William T. Riker : You don't really think I'm going to help you.

  DaiMon Lurin : I think that the mines on Ligos 7 can be very hazardous.