Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Violations (1992)

Majel Barrett: Enterprise Computer

Quotes 

• [La Forge is carrying out a ship-wide diagnostic for chemical agents] 

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Ferrazene has a complex molecular structure; it breaks down into bilenium and tarrisite. Do the sensors scan for those?

  Enterprise Computer : Ship's sensors scan for both compounds.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : And are *they* present on the Enterprise?

  Enterprise Computer : Bilenium and tarrisite are not present.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : Do any of the substances break down into by-products that are not scanned for?

  Enterprise Computer : Dardilion contains the by-product nilizene. Sensors do not routinely scan for that substance.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : [impatient]  Well, this isn't a routine situation. Scan for the nilizene.

  Enterprise Computer : There is no nilizene on the Enterprise.

  Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge : [ironic]  How did I know you were gonna say that?