Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Demon (1998)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

Quotes 

• The Doctor : [complaining to Chakotay about Neelix and a few other crew members trying to use sickbay as temporary quarters]  Mr. Neelix is attempting to turn my sickbay into a flop house.

  Chakotay : We are short on beds for now. We've got to adapt.

  Neelix : A-ha!

  The Doctor : But... what if there's a medical emergency?

  Chakotay : Then Neelix and the others will get out of the way.

  Neelix : Absolutely!

  The Doctor : But... this isn't just sickbay. It's my residence.

  Neelix : And we promise to be the most perfect houseguests.

  Chakotay : What more can you ask for?

  The Doctor : But... I have a routine. I'm a night owl. What if one of them should snore while I'm listening to Puccini?

  Chakotay : Well, if you feel that strongly about it, Doc, I suppose we'll have to consider other options.

  The Doctor : Thank you, Commander.

  [sneers at Neelix] 

  Chakotay : For example, we could shut down your program until you're needed. The Captain asked me to look for ways to conserve power. And it would spare you from having to listen to them snore.

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : [over communicator]  Commander Chakotay to the bridge.

  Chakotay : On my way.

  [leaves] 

  The Doctor : But...

• Neelix : Doctor.

  The Doctor : Yes.

  Neelix : Thanks for you hospitality - and if you ever need a place to stay, my door's always open.