Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)
Someone To Watch Over Me (1999)
Robert Picardo: The Doctor
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Quotes
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Neelix : [as Tomin lies in sick bay] I thought synthehol wasn't supposed to have this effect on people.
The Doctor : Most people. The enzyymes that break down synthehol aren't present in his bloodstream.
Neelix : Can you counteract the effects?
The Doctor : I can synthesize the enzymes, but that'll take days.
Neelix : Days? The Captain will be back in the morning.
Lt. Tom Paris : Maybe he needs a cold shower.
Neelix : If his superiors find him like this, he'll be banished from the colony, and our trade agreement will go right out the airlock!
Tomin : Oh, Seven of mine...
Seven of Nine : It may be possible to encode some of my nanoprobes to assimilate the synthehol molecules.
Tomin : Assimilate me!
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The Doctor : [Another of the Doctor's dating lessons, said to a preoccupied Seven] The key to finding a compatible partner is learning how to share your interests and goals. We'll start with hobbies.
[speaking as if a potential suitor]
The Doctor : What do you do with your spare time?
Seven of Nine : Regenerate.
The Doctor : Uh-huh. Tell me about you tastes, your likes and dislikes.
Seven of Nine : I dislike irrelevant conversations.
The Doctor : Okaaay, which brings us to 'goals'. What do you want out of life?
Seven of Nine : Perfection.
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The Doctor : You're a woman, Seven.
Seven of Nine : Is that an observation or a diagnosis?
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[Seven offers to get Paris and/or the Doctor a drink]
The Doctor : You know I don't drink. I don't have the stomach for it.
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The Doctor : I heard about the mess hall incident.
Seven of Nine : This crew can be very efficient at disseminating information, when they choose to be.
The Doctor : They say gossip travels faster than warp speed.
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[the Doctor's showing Seven a slide presentation about mating]
The Doctor : Here we see how 'fortess ovum' is besieged by countless little warriors...
Seven of Nine : Doctor, I am familiar with the physiological processes of sexuality.
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The Doctor : Perhaps you should consider... expanding your research to the realm of dating.
Seven of Nine : Dating? You mean procreation?
The Doctor : One step at a time. Dating is a human ritual, wherein two people share a social activity, get to know each other. In time, it can lead to a romantic involvement, and eventually, if all goes well, even marriage.
Seven of Nine : One step at a time.
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[the Doctor has taken Seven out to Ambassador Tomin's reception]
Tom Paris : Impressive. You're actually taught her to be polite, but don't think you've won our bet. She was supposed to bring a REAL date.
The Doctor : Photons and force fields, flesh and blood - why quibble over details?
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Tomin : [shouting across the mess hall] Ensign Paris, tell us another one of those hologram jokes!
The Doctor : You've been stealing my material?
Tom Paris : That guy's so lubricated, he'll laugh at anything.
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The Doctor : Are you implying that Seven couldn't get a date?
Tom Paris : What, are you kidding? Half the men on this ship would jump at the chance; but, getting a date is one thing. Keeping it from turning into a disaster is another.
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The Doctor : Even Romeo and Juliet hit a few snags at first.
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[the Doctor begins his lesson plan]
The Doctor : I've prepared an introduction. I call it "Love Amid the Stars."
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The Doctor : [early in his "Love Amid the Stars" presentation] Of course, the species you're most likely to interact with is human, so without further ado - Lesson 1: First Contact.
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The Doctor : Lesson 2: Encounter in a Public Place.
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The Doctor : It's time for Lesson 3: Getting to Know You.
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The Doctor : Lesson 8: Dress for Success.
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The Doctor : Seven, perhaps now would be a good time to review Lesson 23: Toast of the Town.
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The Doctor : This may be a good time to cover Lesson 35: Shall We Dance?
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The Doctor : The courtship of some species remain shrouded in mystery. For example, Species 8472 appears to have as many as five sexes. Bystanders better keep their distance.