Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Thirty Days (1998)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

Quotes 

• Tom Paris : So, did you ask the warden about those holodeck privileges?

  Neelix : Uh, she said, and I quote: "Tell Mr. Paris this is punishment, not shore leave."

  Tom Paris : Was worth a try.

  Neelix : Well, see you next meal.

  Tom Paris : Wait, leaving already? Uh... pull up a chair. Stay awhile.

  Neelix : Sorry. "No non-essential conversation with the prisoner."

  Tom Paris : Do the words 'cruel' and 'unusual' mean anything to her? I'm telling you, Neelix, the inmates are getting restless. She's gonna have a full-blown prison riot on her hands.

  [Paris is the only prisoner in the brig] 

• Tom Paris : [starts doing push-ups]  1... 2... 3...

  [Neelix enters the brig] 

  Tom Paris : ...98... 99... 100!

  Neelix : Staying in shape?

  Tom Paris : Oh, yeah. I do it every time I'm in jail.

• Tom Paris : Leola root stew again? That's the third time this week! Can't you just replicate me a pizza?

  Neelix : Sorry, Tom. Basic nutrition only. Captain's orders.

  Tom Paris : Ah, bread and water, huh? Let's have it.