- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Let me tell ya somthin', Carter. You wanna erase your mistakes, that's your business. My conscience is clear. I warned everybody. I threw up the red flag and everybody, including you, shut me down.
- Major Samantha Carter: I'm asking you to put that behind us.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You're not happy with the way things turned out, I'm sorry to hear that. Personally, I like things the way they are. No more savin' the world, just a nice pond with no pesky fish in it. And the single most pressing issue in my life is whether or not to get a dog.
- [imitating a tour guide in what was once Stargate Command]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: ...And we're walking.
- Major Samantha Carter: It turns out we made a mistake. A big one.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Which one? We made a few.
- Major Samantha Carter: Our alliance with the Aschen.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Oh, that. Not working out, is it? Gosh, I wish I'd seen that coming. Oh wait, I did see that coming.
- Major Samantha Carter: [referring to the message that came through the Stargate] Wonder when you sent it?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yeah. Gotta wonder.
- Mollem: [Mollem approaches Jack, surprised to see him] Col. O'Neill?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Melon!
- Mollem: [Annoyed] Mollem!