- Burke: What's with the guy from Evil Dead?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Umm...
- Burke: Classified?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yeah.
- Burke: [laughs] You guys are into some crazy crap, man!
- Burke: Is that that thing that made that guy do that thing?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D.: Yeah, it's okay, it's off now.
- Jack O'Neill: Good. That's good.
- Dr. Bill Lee: Yeah, at least we think it's off. It's not glowing anymore so...
- Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D.: Glowing thing really gives it away, so if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
- Dr. Bill Lee: [to Daniel] Do you want to hold it?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D.: Nope.
- [Daniel hops twice sideways away from Lee]
- Burke: [laughing madly] That's crazy!
- [Siler is gearing up Jacob]
- Sgt. Siler: How's that, sir?
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: Pretty good. Reminds me of my old football days.
- Sgt. Siler: They had helmets back in those days, sir?
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: Funny.
- Rogelio: Don't worry. This is not the first time I've been shot. Save your friends.
- [they still won't leave]
- Rogelio: Please. They owe me lots of money.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Ah.
- Master Bra'tac: Teal'c. Are you hurt?
- Teal'c: Indeed.
- Master Bra'tac: Where?
- Teal'c: My pride. An old man did what I could not.
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: Sam? Sam? No, don't move, just lie still. What hurts?
- Major Samantha Carter: Everything.
- Jacob Carter/Selmak: That's a good sign.
- Burke: [dripping with sarcasm, leading only Jack] Okay, my name is Burke, and I'll be your guide. Today, we'll be looking at indigenous vegetation of Central America. Watch your step, ladies. We're not in Minnesota.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Easy.