Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Lost City: Part 1 (2004)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for... food.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : Teal'c's like one of the deepest people I know. I mean, he's *so* deep. Go on, t-tell them how deep you are! You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c : [lifts one eyebrow] My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Ooh! See?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : No more beer for you.
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Major Samantha Carter : [Daniel suspects that Jack has just completed a crossword puzzle using the Ancient's language, and Sam is studying it] The clue for 7 down is 'celestial body', and he wrote 'Uma Thurman'.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [in a content voice, smiling] Yes.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : [about the president and vice-president] Does anyone know anyone who voted for those two shrubs?
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[Jack has filled a crossword with Ancient words]
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Jack, this is it.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Sphere: Planet. Label: Name.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Following still you not!
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Major Samantha Carter : [Takes a folded up crossword puzzle from Jack] The fate of the world is hanging in the balance and you've been sitting in your truck finishing this?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : I believe it was double or nothing.
Major Samantha Carter : OK, 23 across, the atomic weight of Boron. The answer is ten.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Yes?
Major Samantha Carter : You wrote the word 'fat.'
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Your point?
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Dr. Elizabeth Weir : I understand time is short.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Actually, it's all relative, ma'am. Carter could explain better if we had more time.
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : Is that doughnuts?
Teal'c : Indeed.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : [impersonating Mr. Burns] Ex-cellent!
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[Anubis is planning to attack in three days]
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Three days from now's a Thursday. Thursday's not good for us.
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Major Samantha Carter : And then it will overwhelm his nervous system, and the colonel will...
Colonel Jack O'Neill : What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushin' up daisies here and there?
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Colonel Jack O'Neill : Wanna glass? I can wash one.
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Vice President Robert Kinsey : [Elizabeth Weir has just introduced herself to SG-1, and Vice President Kinsey quickly follows her into the room] You could call her your one hope of ever stepping through the Stargate again.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Bit of a mouthful.