- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [trying to decide if he should accept his promotion] I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the man. If I do this, I'll be the man. I don't think I can be the man.
- Camulus: This may come as a surprise to you...
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Oh, I'm not sure anything can surprise me at this point.
- Camulus: I wish to request asylum.
- Dr. Elizabeth Weir: Well, seems I was wrong again.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I've never had a desk.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: That's a...
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Con.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [nodding] Con.
- Major Samantha Carter: For the record, sir, you do have a desk.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I do?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: What's with the hair?
- [Addressing Teal'c upon awakening from stasis and repeats the question a second time]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So we'd be looking for a needle in a haystack.
- Thor: A haystack of infinite size.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: That's big.
- Major Samantha Carter: I could never be happy this way.
- Fifth: Then you will be unhappy for a very long time.