Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Point of No Return (2000)

Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill

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• Martin Lloyd : A top secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you're into that sort of thing.

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : I hope it's important. I was right in the middle of translating that cuneiform tablet we found on P3L-255.

  Major Samantha Carter : I still have to finish recalibrating MALP 3K sensors for long-term reconnaissance on P5X-3D7.

  Teal'c : I was unable to complete my Kelno'reem.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : I was just about to do something important.

• [Marty has handed Jack a toothpick] 

  Martin Lloyd : I propped it up against the inside of my door. When I got home, it was on the ground, meaning someone was there.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : If you prop it up against the inside of the door, how do you get out?

  Martin Lloyd : Through the window! You think I'm so stupid I go out my own front door?

• Martin Lloyd : You can call me Martin.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Okay, Marty.