- Vala Mal Doran: Did you have fun taking off my clothes?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: It was your idea.
- Vala Mal Doran: No, I meant when I was conscious. You know, so I could distract you and kick you in the head.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I kept my eyes closed the whole time.
- Vala Mal Doran: Sure you did.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So, where are we goin'?
- Vala Mal Doran: I told you, to save my people. Can you please let me out of here?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ohhhhhh, no.
- Vala Mal Doran: You know, I haven't eaten in days.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Could you please tell me how to access the navigation controls?
- Vala Mal Doran: It isn't very nice, you know, starving a prisoner to death. Come on, Daniel, you've seen me naked. The least you could do is cook me dinner.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Lose the weapon; move away from the console.
- Vala Mal Doran: I liked you better tied up.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Against the wall. Lose the weapon.
- Vala Mal Doran: This suit still absorbs zat blasts.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I'm covering your head.
- Vala Mal Doran: Still, you should probably make me take it off.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I think I'll turn the ship around first.
- Vala Mal Doran: I don't know. If I had me at gunpoint, that wouldn't be my first choice.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I don't know anything about the ship.
- Kull Warrior: But you are very attractive.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: ...What?
- [the Kull warrior slowly walks up to Daniel and stands just in front of him]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [very fast] Hey, you know, big guy. I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type. And I'm more than a little disturbed that I *might* be yours.
- [the Kull warrior begins to remove its helmet. Daniel screws his eyes shut in horror]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't have to do that! Don't, don't, don't! NO!
- [He opens his eyes and realises that the Kull is actually a beautiful woman]
- Vala Mal Doran: Ow. Ow, you hit me!
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: You hit *me*.
- Vala Mal Doran: Yeah. You know, we could just have sex instead.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: [Daniel Jackson desperately wants to go on the mission to Atlantis] I didn't let you go in the first place. What makes you think I'm gonna change my mind?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Because...
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Can you try to do better than that?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Because they're going to need somebody who can translate Ancient. I'm the most qualified person left on the planet for the mission.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Which is exactly why you're gonna stay right here.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [desperately] Because I'll quit!
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: Why don't you just hold your breath? You haven't done that in a while.
- Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: [Later, after General Hammond has told Jack that Prometheus's mission commander insists that Daniel go with him to Atlantis] With all due respect, sir, I think you should tell the mission commander that I need Daniel here.
- Lieutenant General George Hammond: You just did; and, request denied.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Addressing what he thinks is a Kull warrior] Hey, how's it going? Guess it's just you and me, huh. It's a little strange, isn't it? See that weapon I shot you with should have killed you. What's even stranger is you guys usually don't take prisoners either. I mean it's kinda kill first and... no, that's generally just about it, just the killing.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I'm just gonna talk to myself here for a while, 'cause you're not gonna talk to me and... Not that you guys are very talkative, but, uh...
- Kull Warrior: [in a very deep, Goa'uld-esque voice] You may prove useful.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: OK, now we're gettin' somewhere. Where's everybody else?
- Kull Warrior: I transported them onto the Al'kesh.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, you kept the wrong guy, 'cause I don't know anything about the ship.
- Kull Warrior: But you are very attractive.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: What? Hey, you know, big guy. I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type. And I'm more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.
- Vala Mal Doran: Don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Thank God.
- Vala Mal Doran: Much. I hope.
- [Vala has just healed Daniel with a Goa'uld device]
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: You're a Goa'uld.
- Vala Mal Doran: No. But I was once a host to one.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Which would explain the Naquadah in your blood that lets you use Goa'uld technology.
- Vala Mal Doran: And how I can quickly learn to fly this rather primitive ship.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah, so primitive, one would wonder if it was worth the bother.
- Vala Mal Doran: Well, in this case it's the size that matters.
- [Glances downward]
- Vala Mal Doran: Actually, pretty much in every case.
- [Reynolds has just rescued Hammond from the hull, but Hammond is unconscious]
- Colonel Reynolds: General? General? Sir!
- Sgt. Walter Harriman: Is he breathing?
- [Reynolds shakes his head no]
- Dr. Lindsey Novak: He may need mouth-to-mouth.
- [Reynolds looks dismayed at the prospect; she glares at him impatiently, so he reluctantly moves Hammond's head. Just as he is about to start mouth-to-mouth, Hammond coughs]
- Colonel Reynolds: Oh, excellent! Excellent waking up, sir.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [a Goa'uld "Super-Soldier" has transported the crew to an Alkesh and stolen the Prometheus; only Daniel remains. Daniel shoots the Super-Soldier in the back--no effect; it turns and he shoots it in the midsection--no effect] Oh, crap.
- [General Hammond is about to transport to another vessel with little life support]
- Sgt. Walter Harriman: General!
- [as if to stop him]
- Sgt. Walter Harriman: ... Godspeed!