- Thor: Your projectile weapons proved effective in fatally damaging the Replicators.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Some.
- Thor: Your technology and strategy for destroying the Bilskirnir was successful.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yeah, but you guys...
- Thor: The Asgard have tried to stop them. You have demonstrated their weakness may be found from a less sophisticated approach. We are no longer capable of such thinking.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Wait a minute. You're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: You may have come to the right place.
- Major General George Hammond: Thor, with all due respect to your situation we need SG-1 here.
- Major Samantha Carter: I could go, sir...
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I don't know, Carter. You may not be dumb enough.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower.
- Major General George Hammond: Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Bad?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I wasn't gonna say anything.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Where's the fanfare, General?
- Major Samantha Carter: We did kind of save the planet, sir.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Again. This should not get old, General.
- Major Samantha Carter: If there are still a small enough number of the Replicators on board, a properly equipped team could possibly...
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Save the world?
- Major Samantha Carter: Getting old for you, sir?
- Thor: The Asgard would never invent a weapon that propels small weights of iron and carbon alloys, by igniting a powder of potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [as Sam walks up the Gate ramp] Have fun
- Major Samantha Carter: yeah, sure ya'betcha
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Not going fishing?
- Major Samantha Carter: [shakes head no]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [in homer simpson fashion] Doh
- Major Samantha Carter: I'm sorry if it sounds like a really stupid idea, but isn't that why I'm here?
- Major Samantha Carter: [the Replicator fleet has just been destroyed using Sam's idea] We did it!
- Thor: It was your stupid idea, Major Carter.