Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Wormhole X-Treme! (2001)
Willie Garson: Martin Lloyd
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Quotes
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Yolanda Reese : It says that I am out of phase, that I can pass my hand through solid matter. That I can walk through walls?
Director : Yeah, yeah, that's right, because you're "out of phase."
Martin Lloyd : Um, exactly.
Yolanda Reese : So, how come I don't fall through the floor?
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Martin Lloyd : Whoa-whoa-whoa. What is that?
Property Master : It's fruit. Scene 23.
Martin Lloyd : Scene 23 takes place on another planet, so you think aliens eat apples?
Property Master : Why not? They speak English.
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Martin Lloyd : [Martin's memory is returning and he realizes what he's done] Oh; oh no! Wormhole X-Treme! The show is based on your Stargate program.
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Don't worry about it, Marty; it's on cable.
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Nick Marlowe : This is realistic, right? The uniform? Camouflage?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Oh yeah, yep. You don't want to be a target out there in... space.
Nick Marlowe : That's exactly what I said, so why aren't the aliens ever in camouflage?
Martin Lloyd : I fought for that, uh, Nick. But, the studio wants the aliens seen.
Nick Marlowe : An alien wouldn't want to be seen, Martin. Think!
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Maybe that's why they're dead?
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Producer : Look, I know it says he's weightless, but look what happens when I scratch out the word "weightless". You see, he no longer becomes weightless, he just "becomes."
Director : Okay. Fine. Good. But, eh, how else does Colonel Danning get past the giant alien guard?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Why doesn't he just shoot him?
Producer : Who is this?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Martin Lloyd : He's the new Air Force technical advisor. He doesn't know he's not supposed to say anything yet.
Producer : And you're telling me an Air Force officer can shoot a giant alien without having to be weightless?
Colonel Jack O'Neill : Sure. Why not?