- Teyla Emmagan: [after Teyla beats Sheppard in Bantos fighting practice] You have not been practicing.
- Major John Sheppard: Yes, I have.
- Teyla Emmagan: If this was really a fight...
- Major John Sheppard: If this was really a fight, I would have shot you by now.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: 7,549.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, please. Prime. 4,021.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: Uh, nice try try. Not prime. OK, Lt. Ford, 599.
- Lt. Aiden Ford: I don't care if it's a prime number or not.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: Come on. Yes or no?
- Lt. Aiden Ford: No.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: [laughs] It's incredible. 10 for 10.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: He is terrible.
- Lt. Aiden Ford: So I suck at prime/not prime. Somehow I'm going to sleep tonight.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: At this point, it's gone way beyond not knowing your prime numbers.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: It's a true/false game. Statistically, just by guessing, you should be getting at least half of these right. Look, 993.
- Lt. Aiden Ford: Prime.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, come on. That's an easy one. Are you hearing this, Hays?
- Hays: Not really. I guess I've been too busy doing my job.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: Lt. Ford, would you mind being a subject of research paper
- [starts chuckling]
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: on statistical improbabilities?
- Lt. Aiden Ford: Is this some sort of payback for guys like me beating up guys like you in high school, right?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Is this really necessary? I am about to die of a brain aneurysm. How does being attached to a heart monitor help?
- Dr. Carson Beckett: If you die like the others, we'll have a better idea of how.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: At that point, I will cease to care.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You're only going to have thirty seconds once you release it before it explodes. You need to get as far away as you can.
- Major John Sheppard: Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible. That's good advice, Rodney. Thanks.
- Lt. Aiden Ford: How are you feeling?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm... I'm... Listen, I have a sister. We're not close. I don't even know how you'd find her...
- Lt. Aiden Ford: Don't talk like that.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: She's the only family I really have, so someone should tell her what happened... And make it sound good, okay? Tell her I died saving someone... kids. I died saving kids, a bunch of them... And, Zelenka I've got some theories on looping the power in the gate to charge a dummy ZPM. It probably won't work, but you should have someone look at it, because it might lead somewhere else.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: We'll look at it together.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You seriously have to stop interrupting my last thoughts! I mean, this is important stuff you need to hear. Now, if you're here for more than a year, I've left some notes on how to roll blackouts to effectively maintain your power requirements, and-and-and... Oh! Tell everyone that I was inches away from a theory of unification, but the notes, they were lost when I died saving the...
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: Kids.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah.