Tony Shalhoub: Ian Stark

Quotes 

• Ian Stark : I had a little problem for a while so I went to a hypnotist.

  Maddie : Did it help?

  Ian Stark : Oh, it worked so well, I became completely and utterly fascinated with hypnosis. I studied it, I read everything I could find, I bought tapes, took seminars, practiced on my friends, you name it.

  Henry McNeeley : What was your little problem?

  Ian Stark : Obsessive-compulsive disorder.

• Ian Stark : They just think they're Romeo and Juliette, what's the worst that can happen?

  Henry McNeeley : Well, they could have sex and kill themselves.

• Ian Stark : Just think. Jake and Tess together. Where would they go?

  Henry McNeeley : Well, let's see. All we need is a strip joint that sells designer shoes.