Steven Weber: Rod

Quotes 

• Maddie : For your information, I finished the book.

  Rod : What's Thomas's middle name?

  Maddie : Nigel.

  Rod : What color is Claudia's car?

  Maddie : Candy apple red.

  Rod : Why don't girls like me?

  Maddie : They're all lesbians.

  Rod : I knew it!

• Ian Stark : Rod, I know what it's like to walk around with a circus in your head. There's noise and lights and everywhere you look, people are havin' a good time - and then suddenly you realize that you're on the wrong side of the cage and there's no cotton candy for you.

  Henry McNeeley : That doesn't make any sense.

  Rod : Yes it does.

  Ian Stark : Then you look in those wiggly funhouse mirrors and all you can see is your high school guidance counselor and he's got Ritz cracker eyes and candy corn teeth... and he's laughing while your father swings from his belt.

  Rod : Okay, now you lost me.