- Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: Jerri, don't think of it as snitching on a friend, think of it as betraying the retarded.
- Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: Be careful, if provoked she could fly into a rage with the strength of an ape and no remorse, not even a bullet could bring her down.
- Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: Oh and don't forget to bring your permission slip to good time island.
- girl student: [laughs] Where's your permission slip?
- Charles 'Chuck' Noblet: SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!
- Principal Onyx Blackman: What are you going to do at Good Time Island?
- Jerri Blank: I'm gonna get laid.
- Chuck Noblet: All right everybody, for tomorrow I want you to write a history poem on Hiroshima. But nothing too faggy. And remember, I need the permission slips for this week's trip to Good Time Island.
- Girl Student: Where's *your* permission slip?
- Chuck Noblet: SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH.
- Jerri Blank: I have to snitch on my locker mate.
- Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck: What is she, gay?
- Jerri Blank: No, retarded.
- Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck: Most of them are.
- Jerri Blank: What?
- Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck: Gay people! How did you find out, did you make a pass at her? She'd have to be retarded to turn you down!