The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Crushed (2006)

Ashley Tisdale: Maddie Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• Mr. Moseby : Please don't tell me you've lost your dog in my hotel.

  Maddie : No! We're just playing hide and seek... and he's winning!

  Esteban : Oh, he's very good. Marco!

  [puts his hand over his mouth] 

  Esteban : Puayo!

  Mr. Moseby : First of all, that's not hide and seek. Secondly, you don't answer yourself, and thirdly it's "Polo!" Find that dog, and remove him from the premises, or I will remove both of you permanently!

  [Moseby walks away, Maddie approaches Esteban] 

  Maddie : PUAYO?

• [Maddie got caught sneaking her dog into work] 

  Mr. Moseby : Now Madeline, we have strict rules about dogs in this hotel.

  Maddie : But, Ivana gets to stay in the hotel with London.

  Mr. Moseby : She's a Tipton.

  Maddie : But my house is being fumigated and Scamp has nowhere to go.

  [baby talk] 

  Maddie : Please? Wook at his wittle face.

  [Maddie, Scamp, and Esteban give him puppy dog pouts] 

  Mr. Moseby : Very well, but I don't want my rug soiled. That goes for all of you.

• London : In 30 minutes, Ivana's picture will be floating all over Boston.

  Maddie : What about Scamp?

  London : Get your own blimp!

• Maddie : We're going to be in-laws!

  London : Noooooooo!

• [Esteban, Maddie are playing with puppies] 

  Esteban : I'm going to name my puppy... Maria Consuelo Margurito Francesca de Ciello

  Maddie : I think I'll name this one Scruffy.

  London : You call those names? Prince Percival Persimmon Du Loc. Now that's a name.

  Maddie : Sure, if you want him to get beat up at the dog park.

• Ivana : I don't know about you, but I smell wedding bells.

  Maddie : Well, this ought to bring mommy down. Now we'll be in-laws!

  London : Noooooo!

• Esteban : Does he know any tricks?

  Maddie : Tons. Here's his best one.

  [to Scamp] 

  Maddie : Mr Moseby's coming! hide!

  [Scamp runs] 

  Esteban : Oh, I know that one! But he always finds me.